Crank. Glass. Ice. Crystal. Whatever you call it, it's al the same: a monster. And once it's got hold of youo, this monster will never let you go. Kristina thinks she can control it. Now with a baby to care for, she's determined to be the one deciding when and how much, the one calling the shots. But the monster is too strong, and before she knows it, Kristina is back in its grips. She needs the monster to keep going, to face the pressures...

"A humorous memoir of an infant's first few months"--

When his owners bring a baby home, Bobo the dog competes for attention.

Archie the dog is unsure about his role in the family when a new baby arrives.

"A picture book about baby Billy, who is born with a mustache, and his parents, who must figure our if it's a Good-Guy mustache, or a Bad-Guy mustache"--Provided by publisher.

"A sweeter-than-pie 'bedtime recipe' helps walk baby through his bedtime routine"--

A wicked witch's plan to wreak havoc by switching a human baby and a troll baby backfires in a surprising way.

Illustrations and easy-to-read text follow a baby and father through a day filled with ups and downs, ons and offs, and plenty of fun.

Relatives arriving in succession give in to their desire to squeeze and kiss and play with the baby.

"Zombie lovebirds Mortimer and Mildred discover a baby on their doorstep. They're worried sick when the baby sleeps through the night and hardly ever cries. How will they teach him to be a proper zombie child?"--