Black Lagoon picture books

On the first day of school, a young boy expects only the worst when he discovers that his new gym teacher is "Coach Kong," Mr. Green.

Mrs. Beamster the school librarian is known by all the kids as "The Laminator" because she is said to laminate anyone who is caught whispering.

Waiting for the bus, a nervous boy thinks about all the wild stories he has heard about the driver.

A boy contemplates all the horrible stories he has heard about the music teacher, Miss LaNote, and the ordeals she forces her students to endure.

A teacher fears her new class because of the things she has heard about their looks, excuses, and actions, but discovers they are really thoughtful.

The students in Mrs. Green's class get a bit nervous when she announces she is going to bring in a class pet but will not reveal what it is--letting their imaginations run wild.

A student's imagination runs away with thoughts about the new student coming to his class, but he discovers the student is from China and his parents own a restaurant.

A boy contemplates all the horrible stories he has heard about the computer teacher, Miss Pluggins, and the ordeals she forces her students to endure.